April 2012
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And if you’re in love, then you are the lucky one, ‘cause most of us are bitter...
– Daughter (via you-mean-nothing-to-me)
March 2012
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wankbankofamerica:
To bet on it
or not to bet on it
hashgag:
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
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MY BOOBZ LIKE TO PARTY ON TUESDAYZ OKAY GEEZ.
mum: i saw yer titz on tumblr.
me: soooooo what. im 21.
my stepdad: just don't end up on da pole okay?
me: -_-
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person